The Ultimate Film Simulation Mode We'll Never Get

I don't miss buying film and paying for processing. I don't miss fixing crappy, dirty scans. And I certainly don't miss manually focusing my old Mamiya 645. I love embracing all the advantages of digital photography which give me the freedom to blast 1,000+ frames an hour. But I do miss one thing about film, and it's not those beautiful medium format negatives. What I miss is the anticipation of getting back my contact sheets or prints, and the surprise of seeing my actual results. And I have a ...